Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

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Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

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Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.