Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.