Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

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I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.