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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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Why did the one eyed banker lose his job?

He didn't have any debtperception.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.