What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

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What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans"

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.