What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.