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What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

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Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

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What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

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What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

Why do dentists like potatoes?

Because they are so filling.