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What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

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What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans"

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Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato?

You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you.