What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

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What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.