Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

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How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

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How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

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What do you call a potato that's also a sports fan?

A spec-tator!

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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How did you prepare for today?

Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"