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Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

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Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

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Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

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What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

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What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...