Because they find me more appealing.
The captains log.
Finding a condom in your hole!
The girl necks door.
Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.
Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips
Your Mother.
You Planet Thanks u/BostonCentrist
Basic training.
