Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

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What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

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What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

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How does Moses prepare his coffee?

Hebrews it.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...