Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

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What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

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Why did the girl reject iron oxide?

Because it was FeO

What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

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What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

What do you call a potato that's also a sports fan?

A spec-tator!

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How did you prepare for today?

Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

How do you prepare for a party in space?

You Planet Thanks u/BostonCentrist