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Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

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What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

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What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

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What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.