Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

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What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

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How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.