What is the difference between a human and a potato?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

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Which race is the most racist?

The human one.

What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?

Time to go to sweep.

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common?

They're both duct-taters (sorry)

What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato