What is the difference between a human and a potato?

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

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What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

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What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

What kind of TB do potatoes get?

Culosis.