What is the difference between a human and a potato?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)