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What is the difference between a human and a potato?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.