What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

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What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.