What is the difference between a human and a potato?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz?

It saves so much time.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes