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What is the difference between a human and a potato?

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What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes