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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

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Why do so many people like Harry Potter?

It's a charming story.

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

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How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

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Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

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How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!