What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

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Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

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Me - Harry Who Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you

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How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.