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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

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What do you call the German version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A ginger kid has 2 friends!

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Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

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How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!