What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

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How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

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Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

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How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.