How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

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What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

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What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling