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What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

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What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

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What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.