What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

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What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

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At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.