What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

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Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

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Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

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How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.