What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

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How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck

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What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

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Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

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How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.