What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

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Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

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How do Catholic Church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

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What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.