Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What are homeless ducks always asking for?

A lil bit of quack

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What, I'm Asian?

Slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Who was the first mathematician?

A concave man

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

24 Jokes More 24 Jokes

What's got 24 balls and screws small animals?

A shotgun shell.

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

What do you call a grocery store for people with dementia?

Question Mart.