Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
In a photo albumen...
An eggplant.
He liked to chop and change!
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
In Tralfamadoloreans.
Because he is 2 square.
It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......
Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
She wanted to buy an algae bra.
I have no Idea.
A pocket full of shells.
The police made him bring it back again.
He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."
They work it out with a pencil!
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
Add 24 carrots
Because baggers can't be choosers,
Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.
