Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
Ummm...in a cake!
Grade eh
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
My wife.
Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.
Just ask them to read this word: unionized.
Because the steaks are too high.
A penny-farthing.
For bringing home the bacon.
Because its a band substance
1)/8"
Add 24 carrots
The night shift at Waffle House.
A Chopin Liszt.