Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
Everybody scramble!
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
A giraffic jam!
Any 4 numbers in a row.
They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.
Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.
Fo drizzle
He was buying drinks.
Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*
Because they can get 4g
They get a pencil and work it out.
Rated movies
You add 24 carrots.
Edible gold.
Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong
Question Mart.
