Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
Because he got ova easy.
Because the egg cracked a yolk.
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
Because his wife needs him.
A pit bull.
I, 4-1, know we won't win.
Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!
HYATT
So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.
I bought the Groupon but can't make it
They prevented Hispanic attacks
For bringing home the bacon.
To get to 10.
He derives!
The night shift at Waffle House.
Add 24 carrots
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