Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

What rock group has 4 dudes that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going?

It's tiring.

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Where do Sikhs buy clothes?

Turban Outfitters

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

What do mathematicians and dancers have in common?

They both have algorhythm.

24 Jokes More 24 Jokes

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad