Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
An egg gets laid
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.
2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high
4 brunettes
Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.
Because he was Messi
A good in-vest-ment
I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.
Nine-Nine-Nine
Wooffies!
They work it out with a pencil!
For drinking and deriving
The night shift at Waffle House.
Edible gold.
Question Mart.
Baghdad
