What has 12 breasts and 24 teeth?

The night shift at Waffle House.

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What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

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What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots