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What has 12 breasts and 24 teeth?

The night shift at Waffle House.

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What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.