What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Previous Random Joke Next
Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Because they are very scentimental.

Why was the skunk angry?

He was incensed!

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

What to hear a joke about dementia?

Pickles

What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe