What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

What do you call a pickle on sale?

A sweet Dill.

Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from?

Vlasic Park