What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why was the fireman buried on top of the hill?

Because he was dead.

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.