What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

What do you call a pickle that draws?

A dillustrator.

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.