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What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

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What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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How do you get pickled bread?

With dill-dough. Credit goes to a J. Cain

What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe