What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

What do you call a pony mixed with a robot?

RoboClop....so sorry

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What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

What do you call a pickle that draws?

A dillustrator.