What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

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What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck...

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

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Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from?

Vlasic Park