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What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

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What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

What to hear a joke about dementia?

Pickles