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What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

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What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

What do you call a deer with one good eye?

A good idear...

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake?

A dill d'oh

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.