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What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Greg.

What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?

The cookie!