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What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer!

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined?

Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)