What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)