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What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How does every racist joke start?

Looks over both shoulders....

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Greg.

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.