What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil