What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

What is stephen Hawking's favorite food?

His shoulder.

Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.