What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

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How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

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Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

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What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.