How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

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What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

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What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly

What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

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What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny?

An anti-joke.

What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

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What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?

His shoulder.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

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What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight