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Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

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Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable