Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

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Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

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What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

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Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.