Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

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Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.