Nacho chips
They have a chip on both shoulders.
It chips.
Holy Guacamole
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Chip. Sorry.
Cause he didn't chip in!
Plato Nachos
One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!
They've a chip on both shoulders
So that they could make fish and chips.
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry
When the chips are down!
They Tarot.
Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter
You bust a rime.
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
A change of pace.
Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.
A Meowtain.
I'm not lichen this!'
Your Oklahomie.
A b-r-r-r-r-ito
Dirty looks from the mouse!
Because there is no try.
Really lonely.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Paypal
He uses a cacti-lator!
Scramble
A hypocrite!
Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.
Because they erupt to no good.
