Nacho chips
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
They have a chip on both shoulders.
It chips.
Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.
Holy Guacamole
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.
Chip. Sorry.
Cause he didn't chip in!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Plato Nachos
Chip of Fools!
Would you like ketchup with your chips
The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"
One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!
They've a chip on both shoulders
So that they could make fish and chips.
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry
When the chips are down!
They Tarot.
Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter
You bust a rime.
You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
Just a Daesh.
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
The players dribbled all over it!
Because they're always dribbling!
Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips
The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.
Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.
A chip monk.
He couldn't part with it.
Trinary
A friar? A chip monk?
Because she was too ahoof.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.
They need clean air.
I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.
NapKIN
Because he screwed up the delivery...
