Nacho chips
All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
They have a chip on both shoulders.
It chips.
Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.
Holy Guacamole
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.
Chip. Sorry.
Cause he didn't chip in!
Plato Nachos
Would you like ketchup with your chips
The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"
One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!
They've a chip on both shoulders
So that they could make fish and chips.
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry
When the chips are down!
They Tarot.
Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter
You bust a rime.
You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.
If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.
They found her head and shoulders on the beach
Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.
TBC
A diskushion.
Anything you want, He can't hear you!
An amputater
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
There is no dirt in the hole!
They ostrich-sized him
Medium.
Cross Country.
Border Patrol.
Won't get fooled again!
They have no legs to pull!
