Nacho chips
They have a chip on both shoulders.
It chips.
Holy Guacamole
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.
Chip. Sorry.
Cause he didn't chip in!
Plato Nachos
One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!
They've a chip on both shoulders
So that they could make fish and chips.
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry
When the chips are down!
They Tarot.
Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter
You bust a rime.
You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips
A hand shake.
Me: Because I'm a plumber
Because he was hooked on worms.
If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.
I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.
Because they're always dribbling!
Because the players keep dribbling on it.
Nothing. They weren't mulch for conversation.
TBC
Your spinning me a yarn here!
The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!
Nothing, they are free of charge.
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Doritos
Because they are illuminachos.
