Nacho chips
They have a chip on both shoulders.
It chips.
Holy Guacamole
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.
Chip. Sorry.
Cause he didn't chip in!
Plato Nachos
One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!
They've a chip on both shoulders
So that they could make fish and chips.
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry
When the chips are down!
They Tarot.
Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter
You bust a rime.
You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
Russell
I'm not lichen this!'
Won't get fooled again!
He pities the fool.
They need clean air.
He was a Wise Potato Chip.
Through *more*se code!
I said I'm an orphan.
She hated my poncho.
Because all his genes were hand me downs.
Windows 10.
He kept trying to shave the princess.
He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
She had mittens on.