Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

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What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

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What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.