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Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you call it when you build a second portal on Minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter