Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

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Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

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How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.