Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

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What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.