Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

House Jokes More House Jokes

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.