Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

Why did the blond snort NutraSweet?

She thought it was diet coke.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...