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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How did Voldemort look like when he was hiding in Albania?

Pretty gaunt

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.