Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call a house that changes every month?

A Werehouse.

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

What's the name of the tree that gives Mexicans?

The scaffolding