Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit?

Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call A man doing Laundry?

Non-existent

What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's with Jane?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

What do black people and apples have in common?

They both look better hanging.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks?

Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood