Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Why didn't the hippie save the drowning swimmer?

He was too far out man

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

What did the tree say when it messed up?

It was an oakcident.