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What did the tree say when it messed up?

It was an oakcident.

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Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

Who's there! Answer! Answer who?

Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade