What did the tree say when it messed up?

It was an oakcident.

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What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you