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Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

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What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

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What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

Bored.

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What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees