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What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

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How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

When is a shirt not a shirt?

When it's attire.

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What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!