What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

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Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

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Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.