What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

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Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare.

Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

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Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.