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What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

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What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.