What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

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What do you call a shirt you hate?

Cloathed*

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

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Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.