What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

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Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

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What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes