What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

The Polterheist

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.