What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the Olympic Games?

To be put out.

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

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Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!