What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

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Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

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Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.