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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What happens when Kim Jong-Un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

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Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

Because they're not afraid of committing.

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

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What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

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Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.