What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

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Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

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Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.