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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.

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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

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Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!