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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

He gets Tenyear.

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

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Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca.

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

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How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!