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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

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What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

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What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

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Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!