What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!