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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

You are turbanned

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Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

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What squeaks as it solves crimes?

Miami mice!

Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

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Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!