What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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He was sent to the udder side

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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Small medium at large.

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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.