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What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

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What do you call a short physic that has escaped from jail?

A small medium at large

What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.