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What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

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What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

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What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

Smh

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What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson