What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

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What do you call a retarded psychic who just escaped from prison?

A small medium at-large!

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

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How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

What do you call a dead baby,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice