What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semi-automatic guns?

Militia Etheridge.

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Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

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How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.