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What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

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What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

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Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)