What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

What do you call 1000 aches?

A.

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What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

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Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.