A good start.
She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.
Oil
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
A.
A gigglehert
Hold a bingo!!
They only had 2 trucks.
Because it's their sen-pais
You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.
An army.
I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.
More than 1,000
1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
A dim light.
She must have called a 1,000 times
They only had 2 trucks
Rhesus Pieces.
Depends how powerful the blender is
Third grade
It's not there.
Denim denim denim.
The Apostrosea.
Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish
Wavy!
Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
Just in case he gets a hole in one!
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Not being British.
U wan'a m8?
