A good start.
She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.
Oil
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
A.
A gigglehert
Hold a bingo!!
They only had 2 trucks.
Because it's their sen-pais
You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.
An army.
I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.
More than 1,000
A dim light.
She must have called a 1,000 times
They only had 2 trucks
Because they are surrounded by drafts!
Because they are both surrounded by nuts.
Batman's Parents.
Incase he got a hole in one!
A seasaw
M'Kay
It scares the hell out of the dog
The pilot was a loaf of bread
A row bot.
Because 111 1000 1001
The rest of your life.
Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
Mr. President.
Mr. President
