A good start.
She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.
Oil
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
A.
A gigglehert
Hold a bingo!!
They only had 2 trucks.
Because it's their sen-pais
You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.
An army.
I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.
More than 1,000
1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
A dim light.
She must have called a 1,000 times
They only had 2 trucks
Ancient grease
They were fried in ancient grease!
The screaming speed bumps
A bus-load of babies on fire.
Nacho cheese.
NACHO-CHEESE
So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.
To see how long she slept.
Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive
Pear pressure.
ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.
He will tell you.
Sugar is on the lips.
One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.
A pianist
Precedent.