A good start.
She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.
Oil
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
A.
A gigglehert
Hold a bingo!!
They only had 2 trucks.
Because it's their sen-pais
You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.
An army.
I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.
More than 1,000
1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
A dim light.
She must have called a 1,000 times
They only had 2 trucks
Mr. President
Mr. President.
You must not bring either to the movies.
Oh shoot, I forgot...
Pear pressure.
It scares the hell out of the dog.
He was told not to play with his food.
I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani
Nacho chips
NACHO-CHEESE
