She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
A gigglehert
Hold a bingo!!
Because it's their sen-pais
You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.
An army.
I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.
A dim light.
She must have called a 1,000 times
They only had 2 trucks
Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."
To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
A full set of teeth
They've already told you.
People who give 110%
I'm gonna give 110%
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
It can't buy you money.
An im-paw-ster.
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha
Third grade
Will the defendant please rise!