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How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

What did the spider say to the bee?

Your honey or your life!

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What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

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What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

What is Laziness?

Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.

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What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

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How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.