How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

110 Jokes More 110 Jokes

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.