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How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is the one riddle that everyone gives up?

The riddle of life!

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

110 Jokes More 110 Jokes

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

What's math?

People who give 110%