110 Jokes

Why was 110 afraid of 111?

Because 111 1000 1001

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How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

What's math?

People who give 110%

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Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

Tour De France Jokes More Tour De France Jokes

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.