110 Jokes

Why was 110 afraid of 111?

Because 111 1000 1001

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How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

What's math?

People who give 110%

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Tour De France Jokes More Tour De France Jokes

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

The Sixth German Panzer Division

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

What is Laziness?

Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

What do you call a short priest reaching for his Bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What's an alcoholic's favourite type of Maths?

Swigonometry.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys