110 Jokes

Why was 110 afraid of 111?

Because 111 1000 1001

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How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

What's math?

People who give 110%

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

Tour De France Jokes More Tour De France Jokes

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

Before 15:30...

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.