110 Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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Why was 110 afraid of 111?

Because 111 1000 1001

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

What's math?

People who give 110%

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Tour De France Jokes More Tour De France Jokes

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

People Jokes More People Jokes

Where do you put people with ADHD?

A concentration camp

Why do you never see people with disabilities in North Korea?

You have been banned from.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

Why does T-Pain always look well rested?

Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever