110 Jokes

Why was 110 afraid of 111?

Because 111 1000 1001

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How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

What's math?

People who give 110%

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What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

Tour De France Jokes More Tour De France Jokes

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people say "Be there or be square"?

Because if you're not there, then you're not around.

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.