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110 Jokes

Why was 110 afraid of 111?

Because 111 1000 1001

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

What's math?

People who give 110%

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Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

The rest are hunt'n peckers.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

What kind of ant is good at maths?

An accountant!

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is the longest?

Life without parole

How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

Tour De France Jokes More Tour De France Jokes

Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.