What is the average Math teacher like?

Mean.

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What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!