Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary
She wanted to get a dark tan.
Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme
A clamboni driver!
He couldn't see himself doing the work
You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.
Danke schon.
He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("
An incongruity between expectation and result.
