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What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

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Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

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Why did the one eyed banker lose his job?

He didn't have any debtperception.

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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What rhymes with left and means steal?

Theft

What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

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Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

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What's the definition of irony?

An incongruity between expectation and result.

What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary