Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary
Him: Um, YOU called ME.
Cos they're always pro-Bono
A bullet.
The other woman replies, "It has its perks."
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!
When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.
He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
An incongruity between expectation and result.