Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.
The mythbusters and ghostbusters.
It couldn't take the shear stress
She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra
When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.
An incongruity between expectation and result.