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What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

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What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

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How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.