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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

What do you call a Greek Magician?

Abra Kebabra

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Myth Jokes More Myth Jokes

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.