What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

Hey zeus!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals!

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

God Jokes More God Jokes

How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

Myth Jokes More Myth Jokes

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What is it called when a Roman gets really sick?

Chicken Pox Romana

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!