What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!

God Jokes More God Jokes

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

Myth Jokes More Myth Jokes

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal?

JOHN CENA

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.