What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?

I.O.U.

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Who tries to steal fool's gold?

A pyrite!

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Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

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How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

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I am not a crook!

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!