What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?

I.O.U.

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What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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What was a poor Roman citizen's favorite breakfast?

Fruity Plebbles.

What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!