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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

Hey zeus!

What do Greeks use to listen to music?

Spartify

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What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

What happened to the Polish National Library?

Someone stole the book.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

Myth Jokes More Myth Jokes

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal?

JOHN CENA

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.