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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

Myth Jokes More Myth Jokes

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What did the old Frankish barbarians say to the Roman invasion?

You don't have the to do it!

What people travel the most?

Romans.

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed