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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

God Jokes More God Jokes

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Myth Jokes More Myth Jokes

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

V.

How did Roman magistrates keep fit?

Pontius Pilates.

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.