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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What sound does a Greek gun make?

TZZZZAT, TZZZZZZZAT!

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich?

Because the poor didn't have any!

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

Myth Jokes More Myth Jokes

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!

What people travel the most?

Romans.

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.