Roman Jokes

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

They might give you Hi-V back!

It was all a myth-take!

A Roman army

$Your Age Is Only Math$

An Italian sub!

Yall nailed it.

Little Caesars.

Pontius Pilates.

You don't have the to do it!

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

Veni, Vidi, Veni.

His toga size went from L to XL.

Fruity Plebbles.

A Julius Seizure.

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

Because X was always 10

Julius Cheeser!

Chicken Pox Romana

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

Because XD Edit: Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

Julius Seizure.

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

Because they got lost at C.

Because DEEZ NUTS!

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

None. PETA can't change anything.

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

Tequila Mockingbird

I haven't a clous.

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

Does Wagner begin with a "V"

Roman Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

I Love Pizza & You

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

Why should you never high-five a Roman?

What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

What do you call a lost legion?

How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

What is zero in Roman numerals?

How did the Roman cut his hair?

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Your Age Is Only Math

What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Why are 490 Romans funny?

How did Roman magistrates keep fit?

What did the old Frankish barbarians say to the Roman invasion?

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

How did the Romans split up their empire?

What did the Roman premature ejaculater say?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled?

What was a poor Roman citizen's favorite breakfast?

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why did the Romans build straight roads?

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

What mouse was a Roman emperor?

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

What is it called when a Roman gets really sick?

Love

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

What taste good?

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Why are 490 Romans are funny?

What people travel the most?

What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal?

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

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