You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.
Because he doesn't carry any matches!
So they would end up with seasoned veterans.
They might give you Hi-V back!
Gladiator.
It was all a myth-take!
A Roman army
I I
Nothing
Caesar
Caesars.
An Italian sub!
Yall nailed it.
Little Caesars.
Nailed it!
Because
Pontius Pilates.
You don't have the to do it!
Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.
With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)
Veni, Vidi, Veni.
His toga size went from L to XL.
Fruity Plebbles.
A Julius Seizure.
V.
So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!
Because X was always 10
Caesar!
Julius Cheeser!
Gladiator
Chicken Pox Romana
Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*
Because XD Edit: Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here
Romans.
JOHN CENA
Julius Seizure.
Lil Caesars
Twenty-Juan
They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.
Because they got lost at C.
Because DEEZ NUTS!
A Gladiator
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Terrorists have sympathizers.
Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!
None. PETA can't change anything.
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
Tequila Mockingbird
I haven't a clous.
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
Does Wagner begin with a "V"
Asparagoose