You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.
Because he doesn't carry any matches!
So they would end up with seasoned veterans.
They might give you Hi-V back!
Gladiator.
It was all a myth-take!
A Roman army
I I
Nothing
Caesar
Caesars.
An Italian sub!
Yall nailed it.
Little Caesars.
Nailed it!
Because
Pontius Pilates.
You don't have the to do it!
Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.
With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)
Veni, Vidi, Veni.
His toga size went from L to XL.
Fruity Plebbles.
A Julius Seizure.
V.
So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!
Because X was always 10
Caesar!
Julius Cheeser!
Gladiator
Chicken Pox Romana
Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*
Because XD Edit: Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here
Romans.
JOHN CENA
Julius Seizure.
Lil Caesars
Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!
Because he'd D graded her.
Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!
It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
None, it is a hardware issue!
Lets go play on our bikes.
Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)
It was the Bain of his existence.
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
Hi, Ladies!
Demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.
A wet one.
He puts down the three and carries the one.