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Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because

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What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

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Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because

Why dont orphans like baseball?

Because they don't know were home is!

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What is the difference between a baby and a Mars bar?

About 500 calories.

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She swallowed

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Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because

Why are 490 Romans funny?

Because