Because
Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!
Hibearnation
Chicken Pox Romana
Because XD Edit: Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here
Wohahaha! That was funny!
A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!
My cat would be dead before I got 50
A 500 bill.