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What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

What do you call a guy with no shins?

Tony.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of bankers?

A Wunch

What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!

Meth Jokes More Meth Jokes

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.