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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

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Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

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What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

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What kind of music do cows listen to?

Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

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What kind of Native American is Nikki Minaj?

Arapahoe.

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

A salad-manager