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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

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How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

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How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

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What kind of whale flies?

Pilot whales!

What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!