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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

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What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

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What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

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What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken