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How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

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How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

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What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster