What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.