What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows?

A Helenkelicopter.

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.