What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Where did sally go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters?

Gnus - readers!

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!