What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What goes moof?

A cow with buck teeth.

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

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What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

What do you call a helicopter with a bad paint job?

A patchy gunship

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah