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What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?

It eggs-plodes!

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows?

A Helenkelicopter.

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters?

Gnus - readers!

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs