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What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race?

Because the winner was a cheetah