What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!