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When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second