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When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How does Negan hit a home run?

With a Lucille Ball.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even.

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.