When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

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Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

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How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.