When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do chemists get high?

They drop acid of course

What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

When do you care for a man's company?

When he owns it.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!