When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

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What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

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When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

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