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What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

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Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead?

Because it was irony.

What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

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What did the Mexican Physicist have for Thanksgiving Dinner?

Torque

What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

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What do animal poachers do in their spare time?

They go clubbing.

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now