What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

Moo-tilated.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.