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What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

Moo-tilated.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What do you call a moving company owned by cows?

A bunch of moooovers.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.