What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

Moo-tilated.

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How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

What did the tornado say to the car?

('You wanna go for a spin ')

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.