What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does.

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Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

Because it was being driven by a woman

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

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What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.