What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

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Who currently provides your Internet?

He asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

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Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.