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What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

Because there is a target in every corner.

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

Because it was being driven by a woman

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Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.