What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

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Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

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Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.