How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

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Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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Why did the recruiter hire a Spider?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"