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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

What do you tell a slow tomato?

What Ketchup

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Why dad?

He asks. Because my arm is getting tired

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

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What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

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What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".