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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

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What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat

How do you hire an elephant?

Stand it on four bricks!

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".