How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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What do you do if your computer hums?

Tell it to change its socsks!

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"