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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

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What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

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What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

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How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".