Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.
I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......
You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!
So he could take it out for a spin!
Ask them to pronounce "hires"
