Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".
Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP
Because he wanted a hot rod.
Oh. My. God. You're hired.
She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.
Crabs on your organ
They'll B flat
Ask them to pronounce "hires"