Why did the recruiter hire a Spider?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

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How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

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Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

Why are spiders like tops?

They are always spinning!

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Why did the recruiter hire a Spider?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"