What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

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How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common?

They're always rebooting.

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What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

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How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.