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What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

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What is Spider-Man's favorite rice?

Uncle Bens!

What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common?

They're always rebooting.

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Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

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What do you call a Spider-Man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider