What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

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What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common?

They're always rebooting.

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What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

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What's a spiders favorite way to learn?

A webinar.

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider