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What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

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How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

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What do older women wear?

Depends

What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

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What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.