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What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

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How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

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Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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What do you call a spider from Baghdad?

An Iraqnid.

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars