What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

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What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

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Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

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What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat