What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

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What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common?

They're always rebooting.

What was Spider Man's major in college?

Web Design.

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What do older women wear?

Depends

Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.

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Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin