What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

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Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

What was Spider Man's major in college?

Web Design.

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.

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What are spiders webs good for?

Spiders!

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.