Spider Man Jokes

What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common?

They're always rebooting.

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What was Spider Man's major in college?

Web Design.

What is Spider-Man's favorite rice?

Uncle Bens!

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?

He's super clingy.

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

What do you call a Spider-Man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

How did Spider-Man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

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Bringham Young

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Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

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Vas the deferens?

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Which side of a horse has the most hair?

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Scare spray!