Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?

He's super clingy.

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How did Spider-Man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang

What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

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Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?

He's super clingy.

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.