What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.