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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

Destination Jokes More Destination Jokes

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.