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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

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What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

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What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why do scuba-divers jump backwards into the water?

Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

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What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.