What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

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What do you call a hapoy frog?

Hoppy

What do frogs drink?

Hot croako!

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What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.