What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

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What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

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Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.

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Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.