What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What jumps up and down in front of a car?

Froglights!

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.