Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

Whats does Copy pasta taste like?

The same

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.