Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

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Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

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Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

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What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

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Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.