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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

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What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

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Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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How do you call a joke that is not funny?

Lame.

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.