Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

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Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

Hows your incontinence?

Depends.

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A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

What do you say when your GIF doesn't work?

You get the picture.

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What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

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What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.