Ba-dum-tss
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
Doctor, Doctor why are some jokes so painfully funny -It must be the punchline
Punchline.
Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*
An investigator. Ba dum tss.